Syphoning some fuel
Where's ya bin?
That's good - gin is safe
Does my hat look big on this? 
Hair today, gone tomorrow
Got any booze?
It's in here somewhere
Maro choral society
Hope the tape holds
Why, are you a comedian? 
Yes, it's two-thirty
Who, me?
High up innit?
It's all bullocks
Anyone fancy a cone? 
Moo