Cold innit?
I'm moving to Spain
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Can you smell fish? 
zzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzz
Resist being rude 
I'm starving
Let's eat later
Know any good jokes? 
Why, are you a comedian? 
Yes, it's two-thirty
Who, me?
High up innit?
Yes, it is 
Now, where's that tonic? 
Moo